…whom they lured to the recording booth by refusing to pay the hookers they hired.

I think we should replace the classic "Thanks Obama!" with "Fuck you, Trump!"

Crazy Uber will give you bonus points for sexually harassing your customer.

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL

Mary Wollstonecraft was a well-known asshole.

Hmm…you seem to know a lot about this Hitler guy…

They called Hitler a genius?

And why would they want to teach anybody anything new?

Certainly being really good at doing laundry is a type of genius. Couldn't they just do one on history's greatest laundress?

Mmmmmmm….Egg MacGuffin sandwich….

He just needs some time to focus on his greatest role….himself.

Has the celebrity-couple name "Moe Scarzinski" caught on yet?

Feel like bacon

Is this an episode of I Love Threads?

Just early Oscar-marketing for the new PTA film.

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt."

They did say the cast was stacked…

See, my feeling is, if you want a project, just have a damn kid.

I'm not saying you're wrong about your conclusion regarding people who buy into the Bachelor, but you haven't really offered any evidence here that there was "probably something not clicking well upstairs" with her, beyond the Bachelor obsession itself, which is circular reasoning. Unless you think she's crazy b/c she…

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?