The thing is, only a terrorism-endorsing piece of shit country would do any business whatsoever with Qatar.

Google "Mr. Belvedere" and see how far down you have to get through the suggested searches before you get "Mr. Belvedere balls."

That's the point.

I hear he loves watching piss leave the body.

It may be a slight breach of etiquette, but I think they shouldn't fuck around and go straight for the triple-dog-dare.

When the world did.

He's also seen Mr. Belvedere naked, just like Bob Uecker.

Please GOD let him testify under oath.

Because you're a baby. You have the same appeal as Doogie Howser.

Jared Kushner's is I'm an Under-Qualified Little Shit Who Only Got to Where I Am Because of My Rich Criminal Dad

It was totally worth it for Andy Garcia's reaction.

I want to know why Comey is so sure that there's no blood coming out her emails, but he can't say whether or not president email russia collude *passes out*

Sometimes I think it's OK that the GOP is actively trying to destroy the planet, because I'm not sure civilization is worth saving anyway.

Yeah, but it's strictly missionary.

#Trump

Something something SAG award.

Looking forward to the remake of The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.

How did you achieve your professional status?

Tetris is a very sensual game. All those interlocking pieces…

Why Charlie hate?