I'm not sure about the 19th century, but I saw some early, early, early 20th century porn at the sex museum in Paris, and, suffice it to say, they weren't prudes.

You're not rich enough for anyone to care what you think.

"I was only there to get directions to how to get away from there."

"I was just trying to prove to my wife that there are naked pictures of women on the internet."

He's so good, he probably didn't even finish law school!

Yeah, I think we're done here.

What's a truck?

The important thing was that he had an onion on his belt.

Call me old-fashioned, but movies were sexier when the actors kept their clothes on. Vilma Banky could do more for me with one raised eyebrow than an entire…

Now that I've seen McCain question Comey, I know what it's like to see someone have a stroke in real time. This will be helpful if anything like that, God forbid, happens to my parents some day.

You know what they say: Crazy in the thunker, crazy in the bunker.

Plumberduck? I just met her duck!

He sure as hell didn't "slip" that into the letter. The termination letter was more like a press release about Trump not currently being under investigation, with "PS, you're fired, Comey" tacked on at the end.

Where were you when you read about the President of the United States assuring the Director of the FBI that he wasn't involved with Russian hookers?

Space is as far away as Pence can get from all the women (and likely men) who give him impure thoughts.

She isn't a sexy alien?

So…missed opportunity?

Yeah, as a (small) dog-owner in NYC, that's not an option.

What about an article about Donald Trump wearing a dog suit and asking Ivanka to sniff his crotch?

Will any of them be wearing a T-Shirt but no pants or underwear?