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There's a first time for everything.

"Tell me again about the rabbits, George."

They let brunettes work at Fox?

"As if the only reason they give a shit is because it could impact THEM."

Which recently involved describing her mother as ”a Southern hamburger.” Huckabee thinks the reference—which, to be honest, isn’t entirely clear…

Are you with me, Dr. Who?
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once knew?

Will there be a hot dog emoji? And a not-hot dog emoji?

Billie Jean King isn't Asian.

I mean, our entire society is built on the premise that it's ok to do something if it's for "business," so why is she the one who gets raked over the coals?

But will it be as revolutionary as Paul?

The should do cross-overs instead.

Family Sitcom #24601 will return after these messages.

But the woman in the purple dress has that oh-so-sensual slit in the middle of her dress. Sploosh-city.

Gotta make sure they appeal to those middle-of-the-road folks and "moderate" Republicans. All both of them.

I think you're missing the point. And I also don't think you're sorry.

Fantastic Popes and Where to Find Them

If I were him, I'd leave the cops behind and fuck off to Paris.

And he is the leader they chose.

No there isn't.

I don't think he has to live here.