alternativejoe-old
alternativejoe
alternativejoe-old

bleh, I always sucked at seeing those magic eye things. they sound cool though.

If I lost a foot, a replica T-800 prosthetic would be the first on my list. Obviously not one I'd wear to do the shopping, it would come out on special occassions

I have a massive grievance towards girls who refer to their boyfriend/current shag piece as "him", "my/the boy", "my/the man" or anything else within an exaggerated PDA. It's so degrading, it's as bad as a guy calling a girl "she" or "the woman"

I always wanted mine to read "It seemed like a good idea at the time"

Nokia 1661 ftw. My staple festival phone. Weighs about as much as a peanut, has a FLASHLIGHT and the battery lasts for weeks at a time. And it cost me about a tenner

Didn't know they had camels on Tattooine ;)

@EljhHck: My first Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) is still working perfectly after 19 years.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

when the hell is the Android version going to get Chat?

Guess that old chat up line about making a girl's bed rock can actually be reenacted. -1 double entendres.

I gave up on BitTorrent after my ISP brought down the banhammer.

Say what you like, there will be a collective jaw-dropping as a hundred male cinema goers get IMAX penis envy

Money can't buy you everything... and that includes better curtains