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Pence bashed himself. Can’t follow even the simplest, obvious rules.

So you’re not big on personal responsibly and adult behavior? Make up your own rules as you go? That’s not good for a possible holder of the launch codes.

Must have looked like a pussy to him. That’s acceptable behavior in that crowd, the Chief says.

That was stated after the fact. The Bumbler had no way of knowing that. As always, he acted irresponsibly. Not mature enough for the simplest tasks. Adults go with the information at hand, not some later rewrite as no one can see the future. Duh.

You weren’t there either. You have the sign, you have his bumbling hand. What else is there?

All supposition. No facts in evidence.

Anything following a “may” is supposition and is best ignored. No facts in evidence.

No, Prince Pence blew it way out of proportion. Can’t abide by the simplest rules like responsible people do. This is who he is. One heartbeat away from the launch codes too - think about that.

It’s good to be the vice-king.

Yeah, I saw one this week. Look great on the street. Great proportions and angles that grab the eye.

Fire! Fire! Heheh heh heheheh heheh.

Another Predator grill. I’ll be so glad when that fake scoop stuff is done.

In Texas, that would get you shot.

A friend looked at a pristine, 20,000 miles sample recently, but was too big to fit in it. $22,500. I should have at least looked at it. Always liked these. Got the po-man’s version instead, a new 1998 Eclipse GST.

So basically do to ATC what Gov. Rick Synder (R-of course) did to Flint’s water. What could possibly go wrong?

Just another day in Texas.

Hillbillies gonna hillbilly. Their trailer’s kitchen floor is probably just as dirty.

What is the “Democrat Party?” Can’t find anything on that.

LOCK HIM UP!

Gawd I hate those fake front scoops. Not proportional to anything, just create drag.