alternative-facts
Alternative Facts
alternative-facts

Beat me to it.

Yeah but tomorrow, who knows? I can tell you that. Believe me. Armada. Tapp.

Hillbillies gonna hillbilly.

Yeah, except it works in the rain.

More cladding? More busy lines running everywhere? A 1961 Limcoln Continental it ain’t.

In Texas, they use that to give tickets to out-of-towners. It’s a fundraising thing. Locals skate.

I didn’t think of this one, “ALT FACT,” (won’t let me post a picture, sorry) owe it all to Kellyanne Conway. “SPYCROWAVE” wouldn’t fit. Now this is in the face of every winger stuck in traffic behind me. Let ‘em simmer. Better’n a bumper sticker. Cost hundreds but no help from Soros. No one will give me a number to

Kind of like “free gift.” Also, “In order to (yada yada)“ is wasted words. Just say “To yada yada.” Replace “due to the fact” with “because.” Any good writing book covers these and more.

Check the fuse.

Ran when parked.

See there? Premier Drumpf and his Congress ARE creating jobs! AT VPN providers. But every dime spent there is a dime not spend at your employer’s, thus potentially taking away your job.

See there? Premier Drumpf and his Congress ARE creating jobs! AT VPN providers. But every dime spent there is a dime

Down with leggings!

Matching embers car.

Texas is doing that. Thanks Gub. Abbott!

Uhm, “attempted” means he did not succeed. The perp made a clean getaway. Ran like a chickenshit. At the next demonstration at little Ted Cruz’s office, I told a cop about it and said they need to do a better job of protecting us from Trump’s brown shirts. Next time they may get us. In Texas, were lucky we didn’t get

Attempted murder is not tame here.

The Confederate flag must have been shot off.

Ospreys are made near me. “Flying coffins” is what the locals called them.

Under President Obama, a general plan was laid out for a number of such raids. This specific raid was not. Lay off the Breitbart.

He should be there, uhm, making decisions when the the situation changes, which it did? Jesus, if you have to ask that...