It’s almost like they’re everywhere, at every level of society!

Blonde is not for everyone and it’s really not for you Ansel.

Dear God, I never ask for anything. So please, please keep me away from any dude who might say “thank you for doing this” when I fuck him. Amen.

I think Colton has been hiding a lot of things this entire time.

Was going to say this too. One or two is fine but that whole section requires a click through. Very, very annoying.

You and Bobby both making me click on links to get my celebrity gossip fix...I don't like it!

$7,699,761

+1 to our new AI overlords.

I can do that! Thanks!

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

I was so disappointed the first time I had In-N-Out. Like, this is it? And yet you see videos of people crying over a damn burger.

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

Chik-fil-a and Oregon. #corrections

The Bachelor franchise should have just ended after they were unable to secure Peter for Bachelor. Get Peter or get fucked, ABC.

I’ve said it many times but, I’ll say it again. I freaking love this book, it was literally the most helpful thing for a prepubescent me. As an awkward person, i hated going to my mom with questions, and this really helped me feel ok with the changes i was going through.

Woman, 31. If it’s a date just go for it if the mood and setting are right. Kissing is expected contact on a date. And you should be able to tell if she’s not feeling it.

These clips seem like they must be teasers from an upcoming episode of Black Mirror about a human simulation of The Sims simulation of human fun.