This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Yeah, based on those calls, I’m saying the Cavs’ Spanish play-by-play announcer is the second-most-talented person in the organization.

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

What a well-planned action! I know that political protest often gets bogged down by interpersonal butthurtness, gate keeping from whoever needs their ego fed, disagreement on tactics and messaging and desired outcomes, privilege blinders and a whole slew of crapola. I am way impressed that these activists deployed a…

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

You pretty much have to. It’s in joint first place with “what people do” in the chart of Things For Which You Can Fault People.

Now if only someone will get to the bottom of why the NBA’s scandals are so much more enjoyable than any other sport’s.

Now if only someone will get to the bottom of why the NBA’s scandals are so much more enjoyable than any other sport’s.

If you can’t call kids “little dude” or “El Duderino,” then what’s the point?

Newton’s third law: for every Playoff Lebron there is a Playoff Harden.

Ontological debate for the commentariat: Does James Harden actually exist?

Rockets had 8 more FT attempts than the Warriors. Nice try blaming the refs, though. 

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

a decent apology but I’m still a little...

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

As do I.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

i’ve had awful acne from 10 years old, am now nearing 30, and it hasn’t changed whether i wear tons of makeup or take a total months long break from it. let the girl liiive!

THANK YOU. Putting water on your face? Chemicals.