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So they’ve finally unveiled who’s playing Philip in The Crown.

Curious about the Trump supporters’ stance on Stormy and all of this? Are they basically calling her a lying harlot, or do they believe it and just not care?

A year from now this will less of an issue, as Lebron should be able to run the point for Golden State if Curry is out.

I know I’m gay, but still, all I can think when I see this photo is:

Tiffany looks weirdly fake. Not like ‘She’s such a faker!’ or whatever that nonsense is about but I mean like... drawn by an artist who is pretty skillful but hasn’t gotten good enough to draw a person with enough detail and focus to make them seem like a living being.

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m never having kids so I can’t say I empathize exactly, but I really, really do feel you. And I want my sisters to get all the leave they need to take care of their babies and bodies. I got salty with coworkers who complained about pregnant women not coming in to work or people getting more vacation than others. I

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

I was in awe of Karamo’s patience. And while the cop even PARTICIPATING in the conversation and being calm about it is better than nothing, I still did not like that guy. And I didn’t like that episode. A cold open where Karamo gets pulled over without his license by a white cop in the middle of Georgia? So tone deaf.

Girl. Do you Tom, take Abby, my KWERN, to be your lawfully wedded hunty forever and over?

SAME! Honestly this news actually makes me feel a bit relieved, I was worried the conspiracy was that they weren’t actually together at all. Instead it’s that they’re super together and plotting as a couple. Adorbs!

Tom was my favourite of all them and he’s so endearing that I don’t even care if this is a bit contrived. MORE QUEER EYE MORE TOM.

What makes Paul Newman’s action even more interesting is that he did it without outside pressure or posturing. He really was a great guy who walked the walk in so many ways.

I love me some tatted up human bodies, but Bieber’s looks...difficult to describe...dingy? Yes, dingy, like kitchen sink water, but on a body.

If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

Is Cousins good? He clearly isn’t the worst quarterback in the league, but at no point in watching him have I felt like, “yeah, that’s a difference maker. Back a Brinks truck up to his house.”

I defended Zaza last year for the Kawhi play, but even if it was unintentional in that instance, dude is indisputably a goon. Luckily for Warriors fans, now is the perfect time to banish him to the bench in favor of Bell/McGee, who it seems like the starters like playing with better anyway.

There are still many great Native authors to explore, this is a great opportunity to explore who is out there. Louise’s book store is a great start. Here is a twitter chain too.

It’s like when people freaked out about Michelle Williams getting a thousand dollars for reshooting her scenes in All The Money in the World (fab ironic title, no?) while Mark Wahlberg got a million.