Good call, mr burns. It’s not as if having more surgeons would result in a net benefit for everyone. Who the fuck needs doctors trained in complex procedures, I’ve got google and webmd. Bootstraps all you selfish surgeons, bootstraps!

Except, it’s only women who suffer from having children during this time period. Men can have all the kids they want, because the whole field and process is built around their biological realities and the assumption they have a wifey at home to take care of everything else.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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It still makes me sad that Drew took Mike McCarthy off the list of possible coach firings.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

No they are not always rolled. I’m sorry man, but sometimes they are layered.

I hate him so much, and I’m so, so tired.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

The best fictional treat is Turkish Delight, because no way was Lewis talking about that crap-ass candy that Brits ate at some point.

Yes, New Mexico style is flat and stacked, sort of like lasagna.

Nobody has bothered to point this out, but it’s the New York Post. There’s a high likelihood it’s nonsense.

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Me, in my 7th grade glory!

Yesterday I had my 15 minutes of fame when Colbert retweeted my pic, saying that I get to be a celeb for the day.... because I was just that awesome.

This is me. I work at a small university in Oregon. The only reason I survive is because my husband secured a professorship. It’s important to understand the alienation going on here in addition to economic inequalities. While I teach in the english department, my “office” is across campus, in a small cubicle in a…

This. I did my grad work at a research university, and had an instructor gig as part of my fellowship. On average I taught about 400 students per semester. No actual professors taught undergrads, it was all us grad students.

Adjuncts are, of course, far more likely to be female than tenured professors are.