I’m going kayaking tonight! For the first time! I’m going with a tour that goes along a river in my city and ends with us watching fireworks. I am going alone. For the last few days I have felt really bummed about being single. And in a truly pathetic fashion, missing the guy who broke up with me months ago. (As an…

I hope everyone has a great 4th of July. We had a community celebration here. There were so many American flags it felt like a reverse Trump rally. They had pony rides and small animals to pet:

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

This is why I eschew jumpsuits and rompers. Even when they’re super cute all I can think about is how difficult it will be to pee.

Overalls are right up there with button-flies when you’ve been drinking and have to pee.

You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent

Hope you have a wonderful camping experience and maybe get to see some bears from a safe distance. Glad to hear you’re a lady ranger too...wish there were more.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Greetings, fellow archaeologist! I’ve tried both the Mirena (hormone-releasing, tends to make your periods stop) and Copper IUDs (YMMV! Makes my periods v. heavy and crampy). I’ve found that I can’t handle hormonal BC, so I’ve stuck with copper, and just deal (lots of naproxen and OB ultra tampons). If you can deal…

Just wanted to share my bears/menstruation story here. I was doing field work in a remote area, way up north, and we had to dig our own latrine. We were putting our TP in a garbage bag, which we were handing off with our garbage to a bush pilot every couple of weeks. Well...one week I was on my period, a bear came and…

I do fieldwork in the Canadian Arctic and Subarctic, where bears (black/brown/grizzly/polar, depending on where you are) are something you have to think about.

Was present for a graduate professor telling a classroom full of people this was real. When I corrected him privately, he told me I didn’t know what I was talking about, and when I pointed him to the flawed studies, the NPS response to the attack mentioned, and the context of the NPS trying to slow the push of women…

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

“the vast majority of Fox employees were sad” about his exit, and that the outside hatred towards him is what “killed him.”

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…

I am staring hard into a reflection of my eyeballs, and in them, I see—could it be?—a gorgeous blue and green marble; it’s Earth, in my eyes. The sight of my eye is so beautiful my heart stops, much like the heart in the corpse behind me, and I am stunned; at the beauty of this world; the beauty of my fellow WO-man;…

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”