I think you’re confusing Audi drivers with BMW drivers.

This was useful. We ate fondue a lot at home when I was growing up but it was a very informal affair. We’d spread a tablecloth on the living room floor and all five of us would gather around and eat and fight each other with fondue forks for the last piece of French bread. My mom would always lose her bread in the pot…

Two is just an emergency

It’s Jesus. Can you imagine the pressure he is under right now? Guy just wants to play some GTA and people keep asking him for stuff.

reading is faster than videos though

Interesting article about the second largest piece of the pie chart detailing what young men spend time doing on their computers.

“Young men without college degrees have replaced 75 percent of the time they used to spend working with time on the computer, mostly playing video games, according to the study...”

Ha, losers!

Clearly you’re a complete and total noob to how this all works. First you max out your Gaming attribute, then you start work on your Employable and Fit to be around People skills.

Significant unexplained bruising is a big warning sign of cancer. One or two at a time is not.  

This doesn’t actually explain why the bruises are there though, just that they’re easier to form. Still may be from playing hockey in your sleep...

I think the percent of crap in each generation gets a little larger from one to the next. Mainly because of the amount of kids stupid and lazy people tend to have vs. the amount people with common sense do. Not saying all large families are the product of stupidity, just that a good chunk of them are. The stupid shall…

To be fair, the baby boomers were handed the country on a silver platter an then drove it off a cliff. So don’t feel too bad.

my problem is the universal lack of any common sense with anything. That kid is alive thanks to dumb luck and dumb luck alone. Hes gonna run out of it some time, and probably soon.

Bahahaha perfect gif

All generations are mostly crap.

Or the definition of schadenfreude

It’s more like “better than [any Democrat] becoming president.”

Sure, I mean, of course I agree with that, dude, come on. But let’s at least be intellectually honest about it, even when the other side is not. You wrote that “Joe Ricketts believes that Donald Trump is a dangerous, untrustworthy misogynist. But still—better than a woman becoming president.” In fairness — such as it…

I don’t like Donald Trump. In fact, I might actually hate him. And this guys seems like a douche, and I sure hope the Mets beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But I am not sure it follows that someone who tried to get a different Republican elected cannot now support the Republican nominee without being labeled a hypocrite.…