So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

I can’t see the video at work, but NO factory vehicle (that I’ve ever driven) allows you to keep the fog lights on with the high beams. It’s a legal thing (I forget what the law is exactly, but it basically doesn’t allow that combination to be a thing.)

I had to override the wiring on my old Outback to allow me to keep…

He’s got Florida stuff now though. I wouldn’t risk it. People eat peoples faces off after whatever they have up there.

Well, you’re wrong.

Dude! You promised not to say anything, otherwise Bigfoot would leave.

Earhart didn’t die as a castaway she’s been hanging out at my vacation home in Florida with Elvis and JFK.

But did you stay in a Holiday Inn Express?

Ninja poseur tools. Ultimate squid uniform. Safety first! T-shirt, shorts, sneakers, helmet and chest plate.... Then go ride like an asshole looking for a place to die. At least the organs will be preserved.

I was on team hammer as soon as I saw the t-shirt / chest protector combo.

Yet...

Nothing pissed me off more than when I make the perfect solder connection only to realize I forgot to put the heat shrink on first

All that for 428 hp? Dont they make a supercharger or something that could get the same power without ruining every other aspect of the car?

Neighbors are only cool in an HOA until someone decides to not be. Then the HOA cops are in front of your place informing you of your violation. I’d rather live in my car than deal with an HOA.

Dang, you have expensive taste in strippers.

(shĭl) Slang

that’ll buff out.

Man, here is where I wish the Porscheophiles could learn something about loyalty from their BMW brethren.

That’s why I Honda. Just duck when you get in an accident.

Sounds like the losing teams are just being whiny bitches.

So most of the cars were outlawed because manufacturer’s found ways to stretch the rules to be faster, Isn’t that the whole point of racing?