Note to self:

I'd take the sacrificial slice to make sure the pie is ok before I serve to my guests ;)

I just cut an extra large slice and serve the broken, piece to myself. Because it's broken, it's hard for everyone else to see that it's bigger than theirs, and I can act like I'm doing everyone a favor by taking the ugly slice.

Then you will be horrified what they spray on commercial crops, plus they dont filter the rain that comes from the sky.

This appears to be a method for removing a nail from a piece of wood with several beer bottles...

I mean, sure, the first few bottles will be opened, but I would be really surprised if that nail says in the board after very much use. A pan or truss headed screw is probably a better bet since it'll be less likely to…

By far, the most relevant spam post ever. lol

Also, according to a graph I saw once, cancer causes cell phones.

Hmm, I sleep with my eyes closed, preferably in the dark.

I use a variation of this: 17 minutes of work followed by 52 minutes of getting coffee, wandering around the office, and reading Lifehacker.

I envy you.

"Why the fuck are you giving me a pen" is going to be the private thought of many flight attendants in the near future.

Of course it depends on the situation and the death rituals of your faith. I wouldn't want to cause someone financial harm to attend my funeral, and when my father passed away, we had many people send sincere rejects. Instead of spending $1,000 or so a person to attend the funeral, a sincere phone call and an…

Just a note, my brother lost 1/2 of his big toe riding a bike barefoot. It was very graphic lesson for me as a child.

For a simulation of what is likely to happen when you ride your bike barefoot, just place your foot on a belt sander and turn it on. Then collect your Darwin award.

Please, please don't ride your bike barefoot. Seriously. Chances are nothing will happen, but if it does... You're going to need more than just a couple sponges to clean up the aftermath.

Or, you know, wear shoes. You'll need shoes when you get to your destination anyway... right?

"9.7 / 10 - IGN" lol

He's really good at completely avoiding the question.

what were the earphones that were 100x better?

@virgilstar: Silicone caulk is not that toxic. You are around it every day (sinks and showers). Also, if you can't find a way to use up a tube of silicone in "a couple months", you aren't trying hard enough!