Finally! I've always said the problem with Taco Bell is that their food is too damn healthy.
Addendum to the Thanksgiving story:
This is The Ugly Sweater.
One attorney I consulted, however, declared that as a staunch member of Team Dog, she would appeal any cat decision "on the question of whether a cat is capable of love."
That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.
This is always the best, imo.
A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.
(crosses fingers) pleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewish ahhhh fuck.
Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…
The Christmas my mom was in chemo, I arrived at the parental homestead, gifts in hand to find no one there to greet me. Which was scary at first, given that all I did was worry about her 24/7. Turns out she and my father were in the spare room frantically cleaning up the murder-scene-ish mess that happened after Mom…
I knew that, but I worked on a polio documentary.
OMG I just noticed the side eye happening on these scales of justice AND I LOVE IT.
I have s friend who is determined to dance to Young MC's "Bust a Move".
If six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap.
You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.
If my boyfriend's family tries to do a whole "What are you thankful for this year" I can now say "That Ariana Grande and Jessie J aren't RUINING the boy is mine". I mean, can you imagine the screechy chaos that would occur when they hit the point where they have a run battle? ughhhhhh
Well, this is awkward