i love samer

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

I had norovirus so bad it started my period early. I had period shits and virus shits and projectile vomiting for 2 straight days.

Sweet god in heaven

You’re welcome. (I think this might legit be the best one, just for “Galileoooo, Galileoooo...” That got me bobbing in my chair. )

I’m dying.

I think the Mooby corporate visit provides a counterpoint to a lot of the other points in the movie. Loki is so joyful to resume his role again, and worse, he thinks he’s actually doing the right thing. Watching greedy corporate shills fall to him is a very palatable way to evoke how satsifying dogma can feel, why…

You know what I would love? More movies with black people just being people. Like dramas, character pieces, etc., with black people just being normal people, you know, like we are in real life. Not “black movies” (stay away Tyler Perry. Stay far, far away). Not slavery movies. Not Straight Outta Compton. Not Boyz in…

Has anyone else here read David Foster Wallace’s essay about the 1998 AVNs, “Big Red Son”? It’s fascinating in an awful way. (There’s a PDF here:

Can you guys please post of video of Samer trying to find a Winter Boo at the library?? I need some closure for that story.

Esme is the name of Granny Weatherwax and I demand you take your sinful wrongwords back.

There’s no way she’d be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world.

I’m 27 and still afraid to call my friends’ parents by their first names. I think my brain is still refusing to accept that I am an adult now and we are all adults now and I’m allowed to talk to grown-ups and I’m 27 and not 17 and I don’t have to make awkward small talk about how sixth form is going. I’m also old…

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Out of all the glorious beyonce pics, you chose this one?

There’s also a “licking lake,” a place called “twin knob,” and a beautiful nature area called “Rodburn.” I asked several of the locals about this and they agreed the town had a couple of deliberate dick jokes up in it.

Tell her you are having an office lunch thing and you don’t want her meal to go to waste. That way you are being appreciative and respectful of her efforts while getting to have a burrito.

Can I say, “Please don’t pack me a lunch tomorrow. I really want an excuse to duck out of the office to get Chipotle”?

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.