Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

I think it should be mentioned that several of the agents who arrested Martese were the very same agents involved in this dangerous debacle! http://gawker.com/sorority-girl-…

I was on a flight on Air France, Paris to SFO, when a doctor was requested. I saw nobody respond, so I asked the flight attendant if I, being an RN, could help.

To celebrate Columbus Day, I have discovered a mall in my town! I am naming it “Queen Mary Mall”. The people at the mall seem to think it already had a name, but *I* discovered it! I mean, there were a lot of people milling around - but *I* had never been there before!

Pockets in Arizona are either calling it “cocola” or “lemonade,” and I swear to God this (and everything else in Arizona) has to be the result of fallout from 1940’s nuclear tests.

I know exactly what fish do in water. That’s why I want to drink it.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Pretty much sums it up.

Too bad targets of racism and rape survivors don’t have corporate sponsors. Because even a fraction of the apologist bullshit that’s been on that show this past year would have been enough to bury it for good.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Get back to me when you find a straight CIS dude who is willing to date fat women without it being a fetish thing. As in, a straight CIS dude who considers dating fat women the same way he considers dating women who aren’t fat. A straight CIS dude who doesn’t fetishize fat women and isn’t repulsed by them, either. One…

My great uncle was a llama rancher for most of his life; never married, just ALL LLAMAS, ALL THE TIME.

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:

My 17 y/o brother just announced that he intends to take his wife’s name when he eventually marries because the world is too sexist in general and he wants to help even the odds. My dad is really fucking ticked off with him about it.

Stop being so mean and cynical! This is sweet. It’s actually similar to how my husband proposed to me.

Oh, the things I’ve rubbed my balls on in the workplace.

Fosters is not a thing here. Nobody drinks it. Stop perpetuating this myth. The rest is true though.