I am the creepy pea that no one likes to talk about.

My ex had a birth defect that was attributed to this medication. I haven't looked at the medical studies, etc, to be able to have an informed opinion, but it definitely is not something I'll be taking (and my mother had TERRIBLE morning sickness, so I have every expectation of puking though my theoretical future…

A few years ago my mom mentioned that she took this with her pregnancy with me. During the pregnancy is when the reports on defects started coming to light. There were no ultrasounds back then so she was relieved upon delivery that I had all my limbs and no defects.

Though marketed under a different name, Bendectin has been available in Canada during the time that it was banned in the U.S. with no apparent issues.

Sometimes NOTHING stays down. I had hyperemesis gravidarum and lost 20 lbs in the first month of pregnancy.

Note: actual size of a prenatal vitamin.

Eat popsicles ladies. It works like a charm.

Diclegis? What a fucking awful name.

Hmm. It's kinda like the sponge and iud, they're all back after a lengthy hiatus. Here's hoping it's safe.

I'm a thalidomide baby.

They're probably a part of the same gang that stole all of the maple syrup a few years ago. Is there some sort of seedy underground for tasty, tasty breakfast condiments?

When I was pregnant, I might have been tempted to do this myself.

Not news until the five ton Walker shortbread heist happens. At that point I join Interpol to go undercover with these thieves of deliciousness. You have to sample the product!

"I don’t go for black guys."

At first I was like, is Anna being laudatory and not sarcastic about this waitress???? Nothing she is saying is offensive! And then she threw in that totally unnecessary and RUDE last sentence, "I don’t go for black guys." You get it? She's friends with "them" but finds them sexually repulsive. Got it. Cool chick.

Taylor, I know what's gonna happen to you. You're gonna end up alone. With cats. Only they won't be housecats. Oh no. They'll be freaking JAGUARS.

Sort of with you on the twitter, ScarJo. Unless you're the Honest Toddler, the Honey Badger or Al Roker, I doubt it's important enough to tweet.

You know, if she had to do the sex tape for publicity thing, at least Farrah did it right—which is to say, with James Deen.

Does anyone worry that by talking about Chris Brown and her that it's enabling an abusive relationship? Given that they both want attention this kind of gives her a motive beyond battered women syndrome to keep going back to him and not get psychological treatment.

These steps are also pretty useful when dealing with Whitey McMansplain; "I'm really sorry if these facts and science offend you, but periods do not attract bears, female brains aren't less dense, women don't have smaller hands so they can make better sandwiches etc. Your offense is unfortunate."