Is it GPC? Because I had MAJOR GPC, and switching to daily disposable contacts solved the issue entirely. Wearing a pair for only a day doesn’t allow for the proteins to build up and cause a reaction. Seriously, I’ve been wearing daily disposables for probably...7 years? since I was diagnosed with GPC, and I’ve had no…

I don’t think you’re a bad person. I don’t think all sex needs to be reciprocal. I love giving head and don’t like recieving it. You’re only a bad person if you feel entitled to it, especially if you won’t reciprocate. But I’m sure you’ll find the rimming lid to your butthole pot.

Just based on her mouth, I think she looks like a young Leigh-Allyn Baker

Thats what blows my mind. I have so. much. stuff. the smaller of my two bedrooms is a walk in closet. I have two sets of drawers from the martha stewart craft collection in my room that look like this:

In defense of that lady, I live in a 116 year old cape, and the very very second I can afford it, I’m getting rid of every scrap of fucking hideous floral wallpaper, removing all the horsehair plaster, and putting up drywall. both the wallpaper and the plaster are a nightmare, and I dream, DREAM of being able to…

That seems so crazy to me. I live in a 1300 square foot house with a roommate. we each get two bedrooms and we each have our own living room. We have a dining room, kitchen, office, 1 1/2 baths, and we STILL have a room with no furniture or anything in it because we aren’t really sure what to do with it. Between that…

I don’t think they spent 45 minutes looking for cheese. I think they spent 45 minutes looking for an employee, since they would need one to pay, regardless of where the cheese/orajel was.

In my family, the presents were from mom and dad, and the stockings were from Santa.

the side of my fridge is covered in the magnetic Ikea spice jars. It’s WONDERFUL

Or what my dad did, and have your first two kids within 2 years, then your youngest 19 years later. I may not really have a relationship with my brothers, but we definitely never fought, either.

you know, I didn’t think of that. polls are in walking distance, and my workplace is very flexible on time, so I figured I was covered, but I hadn’t considered sudden death. I’ll vote as early as possible next time.

haha, yeah, I’ve never lived in a swing state (NJ, then MA) so I’ve gotten lucky. We don’t even really get many political ads on TV, compared to other states, from what I’ve heard.

I’ve actually never received a campaign call, but it’s good to know early voting makes a difference. I live in Massachusetts, and this is the first year they’ve had it. It’s also pretty much guaranteed blue, so no one focuses much effort on us anyway.

I thought about voting early but decided to wait until today. It wasn’t any more or less convenient for me to do it today vs any other, and there’s something about doing it with the rest of the country that feels more significant.

There are two districts that vote out of the same school in my town (no clue why). The line for district 4 was out the door, and there were about 4 people in the line for district 5. No clue why, but I’m in district 5, so I’ll take it.

Palin was definitely my biggest concern with McCain. And honestly, Pence is one of my big concerns with Trump. Not that I think he’ll die or anything, but if he does, Pence is even scarier than Trump. Trump has no actual track record. He could end up doing anything. But I *know* how Pence feels, and it’s disgusting.

I definitely cried a little on the way into work when I realized that I had just voted for (because I refuse to think about any alternative) the first woman president.

This is everything. I didn’t vote for Romney, and I didn’t vote for McCain. But Romney was the govenor of Massachusetts, he invented Obama-care, and McCain, right up until he started campaigning for President, was always just right of center, with some stuff I did actually agree with him on. I wouldn’t have been…

If you want safe cookie dough, the base for these truffles contains no egg, and tastes EXACTLY like real cookie dough. It’s totally unbakeable, but it tastes amazing.

Can you really be considered a celebrity if the headline refers to you as a “Celebrity Chef” and not your actual name?