Most people aren’t educated explicitly on what assault is. It sounds like you had really comprehensive health classes in school, but most people don’t. They’ve done studies where they ask a bunch of people “would you assault or rape someone?” and of course most answer no, then describe a bunch of behaviours that…

So this guy has a twitter, but he’s trying to claim that he doesn’t have google...?

I’m so conflicted! Just like with pink hand tools and stuff on the one hand, it’s so patronizing, but on the other, I love it! I like my every day stuff to be fun and colorful. I drive one of these:

I’m anti top sheet. It always gets all tangled up around me, and I have to keep grabbing it an readjusting it so that it stays on top of me instead of wedged into the corner of my bed furthest from my head, which it inevitably does. They’re the worst, I don’t know how anyone manages them.

I grew up in NJ and I was great about getting gas as soon as my tank hit a quarter to empty. The second I moved to a state where I had to pump my own gas that was it. I don’t fill up until the warning light comes on. I haaaaaaaaaaate it. There’s always weather happening outside, let me stay in my little climate…

Never. For as long as there are people around to go “oh, you mean like [serial killer]?” then that name is burned.

I have a galley kitchen so narrow that the fridge door doesn’t open more than 70 degrees before hitting the counter top opposite. So of course our dog loooooooooooves to stand right in the middle of it. I get it, from his perspective, this is where the food comes from. But his relatively small body still takes up like…

Wait, how did I miss this? NC is running out of gas?

yeah, but did you miss the part where she said she’s chill. It’s fine guys, it’s right there at the beginning, so you know she means it.

you’re joking, but my freshman year of college, before classes had even started, these guys got kicked out because they were shouting out the window at other dorms to see if people wanted to buy drugs and some cops heard them. When they checked the room, they found a scale and all that stuff

Right?! “I am a chill person, except for these 300 aspects of my personality that are the definition of unchill. But you know, other than literally everything about me, I’m super chill”

yeah, but she still wants a top bunk, just not the one with a desk underneath. I agree it’s weird.

I wonder where you went to college. I went to school in Boston, and our forced triples looked about that size. I wonder if being in a city makes a big difference.

Are these location based? I’ve never in my life seen a hunting commercial, but I grew up in areas that don’t really hunt at all. It just seems like a weird thing to have a commercial for. What product are they actually advertising?

Oh man, thank you for this!

There’s a commenter that posts in every article even tangentially related to marc jacobs with some conspiracy theory about him. I honestly forget exactly what the conspiracy is, but they definitely have a google alert set up. They’ll show up eventually, keep an eye on the greys.

If that’s true, then this is the only acceptable reason to have a countdown clock for when a child turns 18

It’s not just new york. I LOVE that charity. I get to fulfill my need to buy shiny new office supplies without adding to the 45 (seriously, I just counted) highlighters currently in the cup on my desk (they’re all different colors, and I do really use them all)

I always add three times the garlic a recipe calls for by default

awwwwwwwww. If I had a cute pet pig, I’d bring it everywhere just to show off.