Literally came here to comment just this. He is beautiful, and I’m like 90% sure he’s British.

I am ob. sessed. with Patina. I got it as part of a 500 point reward from Sephora a while ago, and it’s one of my most-used colors (since while I love the reds and pinks, I can’t really wear them to work or anything).

I am ob. sessed. with Patina. I got it as part of a 500 point reward from Sephora a while ago, and it’s one of my…

I loooooooooooooooove the stila liquid lipsticks in pretty much every shade

I loooooooooooooooove the stila liquid lipsticks in pretty much every shade

Stila has two reds, one is called Beso, and one is called Fiery. I’d have to check to be sure, but I *think* Beso is orange based, and Fiery is blue based. I prefer Fiery generally, and I look better with blue reds.

Stila has two reds, one is called Beso, and one is called Fiery. I’d have to check to be sure, but I *think* Beso is…

I imagine it’s something like when you friend a coworker at your new job on facebook, and see that they have one mutual friend, so the next day at work you’re like “how the hell do you know Sarah, my ex-boyfriend’s sister-in-law?!” and they’re like “oh weird, she was my childhood babysitter for 3 months until my…

Reposted from above:

So that picture is a screenshot of her Snapchat. There’s apparently an instagram account that reposts screenshots of Selena Gomez’s snapchats. So Selena made a snapchat apologizing. the person who runs the instagram account, presumably some random fan, posted a screenshot of Selena’s Snapchat and commented on it that…

She and Justin Beiber got into an instagram feud because he asked people to stop threatening his new girlfriend, and she accused him of not caring about his fans as much as she does, and then accused him of cheating, and then he accused her of cheating and then made his instagram private.

This looks terrible and I'm likely going to watch it 200 times.

It’s crazy to me, because your husband just looks like a lumberjack to me. Maybe if he wore more flannel?

Even that would be biased though. Even things like drug dogs are biased, because they respond to cues from humans who have biases. So sure, train the TSA to only check people sweating excessively, and maybe they do that. But they still only check people they perceive as Muslim who are sweating excessively, because…

Last time I flew, I was wearing a maxi dress and the TSA agent told me that if they run the scan before the skirt of the dress stops moving, that can set it off as well.

It’s so messed up. I liked how they did it in Mexico. Everyone going through customs pressed a big button, and a traffic light looking thing would turn either green or red, presumably randomly, and if you got red, you were pulled for extra screening. No chance of bias.

Wait, seriously? I was somehow unaware of that. Holy shit. He’s a horrifying anthranthropomorphized bottle of spray tan, but he doesn’t look 70 to me at all!

And these are only the incidents that we hear about, because they happen to media-savvy people with access to publicity. Imagine how many times it happens that we never hear about.

Yeah, I’ve been corrected on it, but it’s too late to edit my original post.

Oh, huh, I didn’t realize that. It’s too late for me to change it, but I appreciate the correction.

I don’t think the point is that anyone needs to have like, memorized the lyrics. It’s that they thinks she’s somehow either mangling english, or just making weird anamalistic sounds, when she’s just speaking another language. The language of the country that she’s from. It would be like if people were criticizing…

Have you seen her snl intro where she sings about hoping for her first grown-up scandal? It's gold.

I imagine if whatever you’re wrapping it around has a larger diameter than the noodle, it’s less likely to pop off if it’s wrapped in spiral, instead of just pushed in through a straight slit.