That seems like a terrible system for exactly the issue you ran into. What if you don’t have the money at all, and no way to get to it. Do you just live in a public restroom now?

I’m sure he worked at the county fair as a weight/age guesser for at least two summers

That dress is very...yonic

I get so mad about immigration. My parents tried to get my grandpa into the US legally when I was in high school (from England) because my mom and me were really his only remaining family, and he and my grandma were getting too old to travel back and forth across the atlantic every six months. My mom, now a citizen,…

Prince is one of those artists where, even if you didn’t love him personally, I’m 100% sure that at least one person you do love wouldn’t have become a musician without him. His influence was just astronomical.

It’s probably a combo of both. I’d just make sure you aren’t getting tickets for a day when it’s Lin Manuel’s understudy, because I’m pretty sure those tickets are cheaper. (I’m sure his understudy is great, but...)

I made the mistake of listening to the soundtrack for the first time at work. I had to run to the bathroom like, 4 times in the second half to hide that I was crying.

I started crying like, 1 song into act 1 because EMOTIONS and I was just so happy to be there. And then for all of act 2 because it’s literally the saddest thing ever

I just told the whole story in response to jpomonkey. But I definitely show have taken him manipulating me into watching this movie (told him I wasn’t in the mood for something sad, he told me it wasn’t sad, and that I must be thinking of something else. Laughed as I was sobbing because I believed him)as a waaaay…

Buddy! I’ve never met anyone else who’s cared before, and they all look at me weird when I express a preference.

Yeah, I’ve talked about it on here before, but he got a friend of his to call me and tell me after we broke up that my ex had something that my ex was keeping from me, but that he thought I should know about it, and to call my ex and confront him. So I called my ex, said his friend said I should talk to him, and he…

I don’t get it either, but I don’t really like drinking out of anything with a...god, I wish there was a less gross way to say this, but a thick lip. Like mugs. I hate drinking from mugs as well.

I got tricked into watching this movie by an ex who later lied to me about having cancer, so I have pretty bitter feelings about it. Which is to say, for once, I think I may agree with Charlize Theron.

Given my 40I tits, that’s going to be a hard pass

I DON’T GET THIS! I promise, I’ve smelled alllllll kinds of weed. It all smells gross. And yeah, the incense and cologne isn’t fooling anyone

Yeah, who’s out there being like “no thanks, just one orgasm for me tonight, I’m on a diet” when multiple orgasms are on the table. It’s got to be a penchant for giving them.

Well wait, do I have to choose between pothead, heavy smoker, or heavy drinker? Because I wouldn’t date any of them, but if I had to choose between them, I’d choose the pothead, I guess, since I think cigarettes and pot both smell gross, but pot is at least smoked less frequently than cigarettes.

yeah, my secular school didn’t have an honor code as far as I know, and I’m pretty sure you got immunity from punishment for underage drinking if you were reporting an assault, or if you called 911 because someone had alcohol poisoning. Because they understood that there are greater evils than underage drinking, and…

yeah, reported rapes =/= rape occurances needs to be up there with correlation =/= causation in terms of oft-repeated phrases about crime statistics.

Yeah, I dated a guy for a while who went to a religious school in MA, and the culture of “tattling” was very much prevalent there. In his dorms, a member of the opposite sex could only be in the rooms between like, 5 pm and 9 pm, the door had to remain open at all times, you had to be seated on different pieces of…