Oh god, a food processor is NECESSARY for pie crust (at least to me). The key with pie crust is that you don’t want the butter to be creamed, the way you would with butter in cookies or cake or something. The chunks of butter in the flour, with juuuuuuust enough water to hold it all together is how you get a flaky…

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate rollercoasters, and the escape from gringotts ride, and the forbidden journey ride (which is inside hogwarts) were both incredible. the escape from gringotts has one drop right at the beginning that I didn’t love, but it was still awesome, and totally worth it.

Eh, I love procedurals and find them endlessly entertaining, so I actually don’t find it boring at all. And I really like how open Lucifer is about his identity, because I do find the secret identity thing to be really exhausting.

Right but just to be clear. Lucifer is REALLY FUCKING SEXY in this show. Like. really really really sexy.

On the one hand, it’s obviously crazy. On the other hand, the couple of times I’ve seen a picture of Ted Cruz’s wife, my brain has gone, “hey, it’s that actress from that thing...oh wait, not quite”

So, okay, from a logistical perspective, it makes sense that they would ask her to move, because she can be moved to any other seat, whether the bording seats contain men or women, whereas the orthodox man could only be moved to a seat next to another man.

It’s what the bible was originally written in, after all.

is “we let it go” not comic sans? Either way, it is definitely cancer inducing

This keeps popping up on my pinterest and making me want to vomit

The guy doing Britney is not just incredible, he’s also wearing a Hogwarts sweatshirt, making him pretty much my favorite person of all time.

I bet she has a vinyl decal of this somewhere in her house

She has a law degree, right? I’m down for Judge Michelle Obama

Well, I’m pretty sure she’s talking about her husband’s nose, not that it makes a difference to your point.

I’m not sure if you’re kidding or not, but I was referring to the musical Hamilton

God, she was the. Worst. On that show. Made even worse by the fact that I'm pretty sure she wasn't acting.

He did a short 15 minute set before the opening night of the slutcracker in Boston (or Somerville, if you’re going to be a pedant), and I was actually surprised at how...normal it was. He was funny, and everything, but he’s kind of just a cute little old man.

If this was a Hamilton reference, I love you

The boyfriend was already an ex when the roses were sent? eeesh, that’s rough.

But also, you know your fiance better than anyone, so I’m speaking in generalities. I’m sure you’re fine, she agreed to marry you after all.

haha, I mean, if specifically asked for, you’re probably fine, and it’s totally dependent on the type of gift giving that you do (some people always like to give or receive practical gifts) but it’s still something I would probably just come home with on a random wednesday and be like “look at this cool thing I got us”