Jun 12 2017
9
This is, quite literally, the most real thing The Onion has ever written. They need to get the cameras out of my…
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Apr 4 2017
5
Mar 13 2017
2
I woke up this morning to 30+ notifications of comments on this article from over two years ago. Am I the only one…
Jan 19 2017
6
I’m currently in the process of losing weight. It’s working, I’m down 35 pounds, I’m really proud. But my coworkers…
Jan 16 2017
8
So I build some vegetable boxes late last year. They got done far too late in the year to plant anything last year,…
Oct 2 2016
22
I had the baking contest I mentioned a few times on Saturday, and I won two of the three categories that I entered.…
Sep 30 2016
1
I posted a few months ago about some potential baked goods for a contest I’m entering next weekend. I have, of…
Aug 29 2016
9
For the baking contest I’m entering next month!
Jul 31 2016
5
So I’m attending a wedding that I leave for in a week. I have purchased a dress and shoes, but I need to…
Jul 2 2016
1
So I’m busy in the kitchen today making July fourth treats, and I made a bunch of star shaped berry hand pies.…
Jun 24 2016
20
Everyone gave me really good advice about what to do about my house. Apparently they were only planning on doing one…
Jun 22 2016
3
Because holy crap, I think I’m in deep shit. I picked out a nice, normal blue for the house. It’s called Dignity…
Jan 7 2016
5
I’m going to dedicate myself to becoming a ho right now if it means I don’t have to budle up for an antarctic…
Dec 27 2015
6
You are the literal best!
Dec 21 2015
6
A book clutch!
Dec 11 2015
7
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. If you have spotify or apple music, go there right now and search for…
Nov 23 2015
5
I broke up with the guy I was dating a couple of months ago. I was the one to end it, but only because I was falling…
Nov 18 2015
4
Because I’m not, typically. I get why, when book printing was expensive and rare, books as a concept were a big…
Oct 12 2015
3
So I’m reading a series that involves vampires and werewolves and mages and romance, because I have really good…
Sep 27 2015
24
My sister got married yesterday! It was beautiful, of course, but mainly, I’m just relieved i finished her present…