Woman Digs Excitedly Into Ingrown Hair Around Bikini Line Like Grave Robber Pillaging Spoils Of The Dead
This is, quite literally, the most real thing The Onion has ever written. They need to get the cameras out of my bedroom.
Brooklyn99 Lied to me
The episode in which Terry gets addicted to cacao nibs led me to believe that they would be delicious. I had to buy some for a recipe, so I gave them a try, and WHAT THE HELL.
Jeez, where did this article get posted this weekend?
I woke up this morning to 30+ notifications of comments on this article from over two years ago. Am I the only one that checks when an article is from, and doesn’t comment if it’s more than a day or two old?
Please Help Me Keep My Willpower
I’m currently in the process of losing weight. It’s working, I’m down 35 pounds, I’m really proud. But my coworkers are in the break room right next to my desk eating pizza, which I can smell from here. They also got mozzarella sticks and curly fries. One of the pizzas has ricotta. One is chicken alfredo. These are my…
Calling All Gardeners!
So I build some vegetable boxes late last year. They got done far too late in the year to plant anything last year, which means this year is going to be the year of the vegetable for me. I’ve ordered a bunch of seeds, I have fancy growing soil, but other than that, I’m not really sure where to start. Does anyone have…
Good News!
I had the baking contest I mentioned a few times on Saturday, and I won two of the three categories that I entered. My cupcakes and my cheesecake won first place in cupcakes and favorite dessert respectively. So pretty!
I Have Yet Another Baking Question
I posted a few months ago about some potential baked goods for a contest I’m entering next weekend. I have, of course, completely revised my plan, and so am in need of additional advice.
I Made My First Test Batch
For the baking contest I’m entering next month!
Fashion Advice
So I’m attending a wedding that I leave for in a week. I have purchased a dress and shoes, but I need to accessorize. This is my dress:
Recipe ideas
So I’m busy in the kitchen today making July fourth treats, and I made a bunch of star shaped berry hand pies. However, I ended up with waaaaaaaay more berries than dough, so I’m looking for ideas of what to do with the berries. it’s a mix of strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries, and they’re already chopped and…
House Update!
Everyone gave me really good advice about what to do about my house. Apparently they were only planning on doing one coat of color (which ???, there was so much bleed through of the primer, no way one coat was sufficient, even if that had been the color I wanted) which meant that there was no more paint that needed…
Has anyone painted a house before?
Because holy crap, I think I’m in deep shit. I picked out a nice, normal blue for the house. It’s called Dignity Blue, which I think conveys exactly what I’d like my house to convey. I’m a dignified adult, not a floundering 26 year old who still can’t believe they let her live alone, let alone buy property. This is…
Wut?
I’m going to dedicate myself to becoming a ho right now if it means I don’t have to budle up for an antarctic expedition just to work in my climate controlled office.
OMG nobody_said_it_was_easy
You are the literal best!
I finished making my Christmas presents!
A book clutch!
I can't breathe
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. If you have spotify or apple music, go there right now and search for the album “All I want for Christmas is a goat”. You won’t regret it.
Facebook is really trying to mess with me
I broke up with the guy I was dating a couple of months ago. I was the one to end it, but only because I was falling in love with him, and he wasn’t looking for anything more than a casual thing. Which sucked, but whatever, I’ve had a couple months to move on, and I don’t think about it nearly as often. Until now.…
Are you precious about books?
Because I’m not, typically. I get why, when book printing was expensive and rare, books as a concept were a big deal. But I’ve never been one to gasp at people using old books for art and such. However, I have a few friends that I want to make clutches for from books. The doctor friend is easy, I’m just going to get a…
An Unlikely Hypothetical
So I’m reading a series that involves vampires and werewolves and mages and romance, because I have really good taste. Pretty early on in the first book, the main character, a mage, gets attacked, and is bleeding to death. He met this werewolf 6 days earlier and they’re attracted to each other, but haven’t acted on…
A Wedding and a Crafting Success!
My sister got married yesterday! It was beautiful, of course, but mainly, I’m just relieved i finished her present on time. Considering the shuttles showed up at 3:30 to take us to the venue, and I finished at 2:45, it was definitely a close call. But look!
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