Maybe the electoral college will choose to vote for Hillary inst...*sigh*

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)

Wooden Clubs? Typical pussy libtard, trying to take away our guns. Fucking commie. Move to Canada and play pussyball you hippy.

White people born in countries with a majority non-white population are still, wait for it, white people.