Holy crap, I would go hug my toilet brush right now if it wasn’t disgusting to do so.

To add to that:

I think you’re right, to a certain extent. It would be more effective if it was a strike, or if a higher percentage of the audience was black.

For me, though, a new, clean toilet brush *does* kinda spark joy. Like, it’s not the old, disgusting one that made me hate cleaning the toilet! Yay!

She did not. She said *she* has 30 books. Not that anybody else should. She does not set a number AT ALL. See: all the people on the show who still have a lot of crap at the end, but it’s better than it was.

I really recommend a new humidifier; those things get NASTY very quickly. 

Not only that, he stole the rest of the conference’s networking events from you.

Imagine the most senior dude in your workplace. Gotta be a guy for this one. Example: if you work for Amazon, imagine Bezos.

He just started masturbating near women, to their surprise (into a plant, I believe). He masturbated “secretly” while on the phone with a woman. He admitted to this.

Not for every accusation. Which he said were all true. You need to ask for consent every time, with every person.

Here he is even earlier! I like how he even mentions “No, not joking, I literally mean this” in that verse toward the end.

DING DING DING.

I actually don’t think people would make fun of daughters for that shit unless there was some serious social-ladder stuff or if it was part of larger bullying.

...and I don’t doubt that some the victims had daughters whose lives are substantially worse off (or at least less financially well-off) because he *ruined their mom’s career*. 

Exactly: it’s *really easy* to not be famous anymore. You just have to (1) stop publicly doing the thing you’re famous for, and, for the very famous, move somewhere that’s not LA, (and the more ultra-famous, the more rual from there; Harrison Ford seems to do OK in his mountain lair, for example, and he’s still making…

Not to mention: at ANY point before or after admitting guilt, he could have attempted to stop his horde from attacking his accusers.

The big discovery for me was that, despite being skinny due to all the working out, I was *definitely* “curvy,” just at a low size. Find a brand that sells curvy jeans (particularly ones with a slightly higher waist), and you should be good! I got mine at Talbots, I think. First jeans that didn’t give me a plumber’s…

I got my first pediatrician advice whiplash with this one. He made it *very* clear that she needed to eat x times per day and should be peeing x times per day etc., but then proceeded to imply that we shouldn’t be those crazy parents with the apps.

I’d imagine thrift stores know how much they usually get in January. I also feel like “spring cleaning” is the normal cleaning time, and January is usually about holiday weight for people. 

When I clean virtually anything, I call my husband in and DEMAND RECOGNITION. I must have been cheered a lot for cleaning as a kid or something, because I really, really need it.