All I can think of when I see Xan as a name is this Xan:

Seriously- I haven’t seen a full episode of the show since it stopped playing in prime-time reruns, but I’d recognize Elvin!

Much like the rest of #MeToo: WE HAVE NO IDEA what her trajectory would have been if Clinton hadn’t had sex with her and lied about it. They don’t just take random people for WH interns; they’re accomplished and highly qualified. 

Late show. This was recently.

Hi, male version of me.

YES. My favorite Nirvana song.

Twitter is kinda terrible for that, actually. You know, the whole “You can’t see everything that was posted, in order” problem.

If you scroll down, you realize it’s a gay joke. I think. Definitely something about nuts. 

I don’t think there SHOULD be anything said. If he speaks up, yeah, I hope he agrees with me, but he should have the right to keep his mouth shut. 

I didn’t delete, but I *did* delete anyone that was negative. I’m now a happy member of book/teacher/sewing twitter, and it’s 99% positive and helpful.

The AMC investigation stuff is BS, but I can agree on not publicly denouncing a friend. If I had a really good friend who behaved badly, that’s a private conversation. If I had a casual friend who behaved badly, that’s a quiet back-away. I don’t think celebs should be held to a significantly higher standard, unless…

Yup! Jumped out at me too- she has clearly done this before, multiple times. 

I think the hispanic apology was about the Taco Bell comment.

It also ignores the fact that there was no need for ANY hug!

Cuomo is the fucking worst. If you’re splitting humanity into conservative and liberal, it’s inevitable that you’re going to get some dickheads on the liberal side. 

Nothing you said warrants a strip search.

Hey, mine too! I feel like “sloppy” should be repeated like 10 times though, because I actually stopped kissing him to give a lecture on where tongues do and do not belong (mouth= yes!, face= no! other= we’ll see, won’t we)

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I’d LOVE a tattoo, but I can’t think of anything that seems cool enough. Like, everything seems like a random stupid symbol that I’ll grow out of.

If you’re not on your phone, you can hover over the link and see the headline in the URL. If you’re on your phone, NEVER CLICK. 80% KARDASHIAN.