Why haven’t you seen it? I mean, it’s a legit opinion (I don’t hate them, more like I think a couple of their songs are tepidly OK and the rest is shit), but Dude, you gotta see Lebowski. 

Calm down, youngin. Some of us here are over 30.

Schwyzer? Oh, man, I haven’t thought about that asshole for a long time. His feminism was just so obviously performative- I remember when he’d write for Jez with SUCH BAD TAKES. 

What?!?!?! I broke my little toe once and had trouble walking for a few days.

HA.

I mean, that’s being laid off, not fired. Although super true that tenure doesn’t grant total immunity at any level!

This is one of the reasons that anti-union types LOOOOVE using the word “Tenure” in reference to K-12 teachers. What we get is in no way like the tenure at a university. We generally get a guarantee that we will be given a warning and/or explanation when we’re getting fired, and a chance to defend ourselves. We do…

How many fucking times do we all have to be told that email, particularly work email, ISN’T PRIVATE? I’m in a public school, and every year we are reminded that our emails are a matter of public record.

Yup. This line really says it all to me: ‘“People know that she is very friendly and open and crosses traditional boundaries in relationships with her students,””

The strangest part is when I realize that I know ALL THE WORDS to some of these songs, but have not heard or thought about them in over a decade. Thanks for saving that stuff, brain! What else is in there?

I mean, why wouldn’t you mix baking soda and vinegar? It makes for fun foam!

We all already saw Joanna’s THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS review, right?

No Outkast or Beyonce? I dunno if I believe this list is really from 2003.

I’ve just spent the last five minutes imagining what I’d do/say if I got invited on his show. I mean, I’d certainly go, but would I just laugh at him? Ask sarcastic questions? Pull a Jon Stewart and tell him how bad at life he is? Treat him like an unruly student: “That’s strike one for interrupting...”? I mean, the…

I remember meeting my husband and having a sort of sick feeling of inevitability. I was getting over a breakup at the time, and wasn’t ready to think about new guys, but met him, and was like, “OH NO I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM, AREN’T I. SHIT.”

I’d assume way *less* germs than, say, a $20, though. Rich people even get a better deal that way.

Yup. His cars apparently suck, and all his PR stunts have completely backfired. Not sure which of these has been worse for him, but one was completely avoidable by deleting twitter.

Yeah, looks like seaweed to me. I guess “Decomposed animal” is also an acceptable answer. 

I mean, before kids, it was all, “Hey, I wanna go to this thing,” “I don’t” “Cool mind if I go?” “Nope! Girls’/Boys’ night for me!”

You know what I love? DUPLEX cookies (which I can only find in store brands). The ones with a vanilla side and a chocolate side. I think it’s because they’re super sugary, but I don’t care, they’re delicious.