Samus Aran.

She’ll still have her tube top costume for an extra $3 or if you preorder, fucking calm your horny ass down. The redesign not only looks better but also makes more sense for the setting and situation, kinda like known spy Ada Wong running around the sewers in protective clothing instead of a fucking cocktail dress.

Watchdogs 2, Assassins Creed Freedom Cry, Dragon Age II, and Lightning Returns absolutely do not deserve to be on this list at all.  

The Jill I know and love embraces massive shoulder pads, actually.

Zimmerman should fucking kill himself instead.

Origins is the best one after Asylum so you’re really missing out.

You don’t have to do this.

No, you don’t. Not when he’s had eight years to do something -- anything, especially as he brags about his “record” as an executive even when his constituents have plenty of evidence that all he’s done is throw them repeatedly under the bus — and he literally did nothing.

I mean who WOULDN’T want Mads Hannibal to wish them a Happy Birthday?

Nah the drama rules.  If only because Mikkelsen is one of the few people on earth who can pull stuff off like this and make it fucking amazing.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

If you’ve ever dreamt of having Hannibal wish you a happy birthday, then your highly specific and weird dream has finally come true.

Ok but it’s the feral ones that are doing more environmental harm.

Not all cats found out and about are feral, though.

By the looks of ‘em, it’s more like ‘Man Overfeeding Stray Cats’

I know cats are adorable, but unless you’re also trapping them and taking them all to the vet to get spayed or neutered, DON’T FEED STRAY CATS.

So this is like predictive text on your smartphone keyboard, just in real time for gameplay.

Karma is a bitch.

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…