In the time it took for Netflix to turn down Snootworld, they probably greenlighted five Millie Bobbie Brown vehicles that she will later admit to never having seen.

Heroes has failed twice already. Kring needs to move on.

“Heroes could be making a comeback”

The last season of Heros was unwatchable.

Part of me wants to see a Sam Raimi/Tobey Maguire Spider-man 4, but then I realize if they made it, it would be produced by the same executives at Sony responsible for Morbius and Madame Web. If ya’ll thought Spider-man 3 reeked of corporate meddling and micromanagement 17 years ago, just wait until you see what the…

The problem with jailhouse snitching is that there is often a lack of other evidence to support the testimony and the snitcher is often being bribed in order to get them to lie, as in, “We’ll reduce the charges against you if you help us convict someone who is possibly innocent.”

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

So, when are the porn companies going to release the browsing history of all of the lawmakers that signed these dumb laws into effect?

Nurses do way more than just help with diagnosis. They are one of the most underappreciated people in our society, and their jobs are incredibly difficult, strenuous, and emotionally draining  - They are the people that will be there for us when we are at the lowest point in our lives, even if everyone else abandons…

I’m sure my doctor’s cutting me a check already.

Are you saying they won’t pass the savings to us?

“Go away! ‘batin’!”

Awesome, so now we can work towards a future where the elderly can be completely ignored by society, and receive absolutely no human contact, whatsoever.

AI/LLM are fantastic at softening the tone of emails or giving you a framework for the executive summary on the status of the warehouse wifi project.

Great, wonder what my AI Nurse appointment copay is...

“Hey Nvidia nurse, I have a stomach ache.”

There’s no possible way this will go horribly wrong, right?

mr beast isn’t gonna fuck you, dude

Apparently when you gave Thanos the Time gem, you saw all other realities except this one...