Ohhh myyyyyyyyyyy...

Twitch: for those who like games, but not necessarily like playing games.

All of it undone with one burp.

Men don't blush anymore...we're desensitized to everything.

Developers make what they know and what they're interested in. It's not a coincidence that a bunch of white guys make games about white guys.

No one wants to cover a game that came out in 2009?

Could have sworn at the end you were going to say "Half Life 3 confirmed."

Oh yeah, forgot Mega Charizard X made the Water weakness to neutral (and Y's Drought weakens Water in it's own way).

Worst romance novel EVER.

I read this as "Marijuana Pants"

"Dark hair is a strange choice," she wrote. "Why not blonde weave and blue eyes? Why have them look like Black women?"

Athlete: a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise

In my mind, I pretend nothing happened between MK3 and MK9/reboot.

I don't think my wife's gonna let me have this next to my Apple TV...

Kinda hope Groudon and Kyogre bring back "permanent" weather. It'll differentiate them from a "regular" Drought and Drizzle, like Ninetales or Politoed.

Wants you to check out its badonkadonk.

So they threw away the "equality" between the three starters then, seeing as how Mega Blaziken is just going to do neutral damage to Mega Sceptile's new Grass/Dragon typing.

All because you don't want to spend the money on a commercial and posters?

Are backstage passes not for sale?

And here I've been playing Shadow of the Colossus, pretending to be Link who has to save Zelda from a curse...then it gets weird.