It's nice that you went on this article to tout PC; it's admirable, really.

What, you 'fraid to say black?

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Are you telling me I need to backup my backup?

Problem is, it's TOO catchy! How are you not sitting there with the Pokemon Center song playing in your head right now?

The music is good? I've been playing wrong!

I think Fairies were designed not just to nerf Dragons, but to try to get us to use more Poison and Steel moves...

Is the zombie part lost to you? You're telling me in the hypothetical scenario that a flesh-eating child is coming for you, you wouldn't kill it?

Things that are okay in video games: breast physics, headshots, murderous rampages on the innocent.

I got a 3DS, I got a 3DS, I got a 3DS, hey hey hey hey!

My latest money-saving move is soup. Campbell's Chunky, $1.50 at Walmart. I alternate between clam chowder and gumbo. It's pretty filling.

If everyone is cheating, then no one is cheating.

That's not a thing...but it should be!

I agree, I'm not hoping for an earlier price drop just because I'm cheap. I wait for the first price drop because of the reasons I stated. I don't look to drop hundreds of dollars so I can play a handful of new games. When I go to the library, I want the shelves filled with books; I don't walk into an empty lot…

xXx420xNiNjAxPiRaTex69xXx yells how you're a noob and he'll frag the skull out of your head and turn it into a bong as he impregnates your mom and causes her to abort...but Irving Frothingham thinks you both had a great match and hopes to play with you again in the near future.

My rule has always been wait for the first price drop. By that time, many games will have been released, publishers are starting to become more intimate (ooh la la) with the system's inner workings, and any bugs in the system will have been exposed and fixed.

"Is there a version of this where I don't need breast augmentation for it to fit right?"

To be fair, most cheerleaders are athletes. There are always squads that are made up purely of pom pom shakers and woo-ers.

My wife and I get ready at about the same time in the morning (my routine starts as soon as she's finished showering) and my routine just so happen to start by dropping off the kids at the pool right next to her as she finishes her beautifying. She seems okay with it, but if she's making brownies, all doors closed.…

This charts says that a Squirtle does "normally" against Lt. Surge?