Asians age like wine; whites age like milk.

...in bed.

Oh man, how else am I gonna make my cheese?

How is that not substantial hardship? The pay that you get for jury duty probably wouldn't even cover the care of your grandfather.

What if the baby is a slurper? Or worse, a noisy chewer?

Ugh, it's like a giant teabag that fell into some raspberry jam...

Who uses Legendaries in their playthrough who isn't younger than 12 years old?

Wait, you don't like how all of his impressions are basically just his own voice?

So...that's not John Mayer?

Not sure whether to be doubting or impressed...

For the love of everything that is holy, get them off Snapchat. There's no need for young people to send "innocent" selfies through that unless what they were sending wasn't innocent.

Feebas, the Parallel Universe's Magikarp. Only it can learn TMs and HMs - and no one gives him this much krap.

Are nice cars super hard to get in these games? I remember in GTA III and Vice City that all I had to do was drive a few minutes in certain locations and there they'd be, ready to be carjacked... Oh, memories...

I know it's weird, but my wife likes Axe. She helps me pick it out.

If only we could all afford a good, thorough bum wash on a regular basis.

All I know is these forums don't exist just so people can respond "This!" or basically piggybacking and saying the exact same thing (only longer and less interesting). Any article will have commenters who believe the opposite, and that's what sparks the conversations - and in a perfect world, it would be civil…

(I know this comment was literally last year)

Hilda and Zelda...Sabrina the Teenage Witch's aunts.

You gots to get you some Abba Zabbas!

Thanks for the heads-up on Gamefly, Shane! I've been wanting to try it out and a free month is just what I had been waiting for.