"Cuz you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari."

EA Sports made no mention of whether EA Sports UFC will offer mixed-gender fights from the play-now menu, but I'd grade that as highly unlikely, both for the controversy of such a thing and the fact it doesn't even reflect reality. Still, I've pushed the question to an EA Sports spokesman; we'll see what he says.…

Shouldn't she technically be able to fight the men, also?

It's okay, no need to explain yourself, we all understand...

"So as you can see, Charizard's Mega Evolution form will look even more dragon-like!"

Hey, Christians, want to know how it feels to be bullied?

I see that it doesn't "lighten" the blow for you that the joke in the strip was animals committing rape, instead of people, which is really more akin to bestiality. I don't even think the joke was that the villagers were being raped as much as it is the thought of the existence of dickwolves. I guess you could even go…

Did you mean to say that "even gaming/geek media sites can't get off their DICKWOLVES about this whole thing?"?

"Kids, did I ever tell you how the Xbox One revolutionized watching football?"
"That's cool, grandpa! Didn't it also play video games?"
"Vidjamawhoo?"

There's a flood in my mouth and there's nothing I can do!!!

His classmates tried everything to get the US government to overturn the decision, from petitions to Facebook campaigns to rallying their local congresswoman, but it's becoming clear that even if a review or overturning of the decision can be made, it might be years down the line.

Like someone already stated, it's not so much that a crappy speaker is "necessary," but it gives a developer the OPTION to use it creatively.

Every time I win a match in a fighting game, I press the PS button to see if I got a new message.

But is the cost largely salaries? I always thought it was so weird how much CGI cost in movies, because I'm sitting there thinking "are they getting paid by the pixel?"

I've never been tempted to snort the Minecra(ck) quite yet as I've cut back on the more time-consuming "endless" games. I don't mind lack of replay value as long as the journey (which I still haven't played either!) is worth it. Seems like a huge time suck to me, ya know?

But you see, I WOULD buy that!

"Get those cats outta here, don't you see this man has a condition?!"

Maybe I was just a stupid kid, but there's no way I would have had fun with Mario Paint. Was the game branded as more adult-oriented? (Not that kind of adult, weirdos...but I guess it really could go that way too, eh?)

In 2010, this video of a woman going bananas at a drive-thru - because she couldn't buy chicken nuggets and really wanted chicken nuggets - went viral. It's impressive footage, but sadly, no audio of the event was captured. Three years later, someone's got around to fixing that.

Non sequitur, I imagined your voice to be deeper, more like Seth MacFarlane.