Yesterday:

You had me at ”...the semen-hued thespian,” Michael.
Me, and my last gasps for breath.

My favorite Adam West fact: If you find a copy of the 2014 Sun Valley phone book and looked up Adam West, it reads “See Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire)”. Then, if you looked up “Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire)”, it reads “Please consult Crime Fighters in the Yellow Pages”. Next, if you looked up “Crime Fighters” in the yellow…

I have always said that they should have never spun off Cleveland. They should have spun off a show with Mayor Adam West, as a mediocre crime fighter on the side, inept, indiscreet and essentially a worst kept secret in Quahog, except in his own mind...

There’s no such thing as a “normal friendly clown.” All clowns are fucking weird and terrifying and should be considered threatening.

#NotAllHutts

2016 is not fucking around.

Honestly The Watchmen is the only thing Snyder has done that I think he did well. So I’m all for it personally.

Paul Feig tells Empire he’s up for a sequel to the spyfi comedy

lookit these traitors railing against good old fashioned down home American salmonella

No. No one can. Because every scientific study ever done shows absolutely no difference one way or the other. You know... aside from the increased chance that you or your kids will get violently ill or die from one of them.

I spent the first 18 years of my life living on raw milk (family dairy farm). A few things to remember when diving into raw milk for the first time...

That's it. I am now 100% sure you are just making stuff up (or, more likely, you are some type of witch that is fundamentally altering the laws of the universe).

I'm so sick of seeing fucking Jackie O given a tongue-bath in every issue of every fashion magazine over how "stylish" she was. Girl was a gold-digger with a taste for ugly sunglasses and helmet hair. Fashion icon? I. don't. think. so.