Yesterday:

You had me at ”...the semen-hued thespian,” Michael.
Me, and my last gasps for breath.

#NotAllHutts

2016 is not fucking around.

That's it. I am now 100% sure you are just making stuff up (or, more likely, you are some type of witch that is fundamentally altering the laws of the universe).

I'm so sick of seeing fucking Jackie O given a tongue-bath in every issue of every fashion magazine over how "stylish" she was. Girl was a gold-digger with a taste for ugly sunglasses and helmet hair. Fashion icon? I. don't. think. so.