I especially like the “no one gets this...”

The fact that Barstool is popular is further evidence of what a mess our society is. They’re unfunny, misogynistic, ignorant bros and they just keep getting more popular. 

Holy shit, I never realized that’s the car they were on.

It’s still a minivan.

I love to remind Nats fans that Harper has never driven in 100 runs in a season.

The Caps found a way to blow it after all.

Man, you guys love this hoary “are” over “is” writing, huh?

I mean, Harper has always looked to me like the photo you’d put in your thesis on “douchebags,” but he’s definitely going to get paid.

What the hell does “our asses will be in the jackpot” mean?

I’m so sorry. There are no words. I cannot fathom.

This is the kind of question my mother would ask.

Boston couldn’t possibly have been less competitive, though.

I have a Cavs fan friend who insisted JR’s brain fart “wasn’t his fault” because he shouldn’t have been in that position if they had just made their FTs or if the block/charge wasn’t reversed on the earlier LeBron/KD play.

I’m a Rangers fan who has always delighted in the predictability of Caps and Ovechkin letdowns but damn, this is fun and I’m really happy for him. As fans, we always want them to care as much as we do...Ovi does.

Can we get these guys together with the guys arguing about how many times you can work out in two weeks if you’re alternating days?

Mehhhh, barely. It’s more of a descriptor for a useless person. It’s a real stretch to use it in this context.

I can not love it more when this happens to teams trying to be smart with shifts.

That’s not what’s happened.

Where the hell is the Cavs coaching staff in all this? I’m no expect but isn’t this the kind of moment where you have to be in there not letting the team melt into a puddle on the bench? Keeping them focused on the next thing instead of dwelling on the last?

I said they could, not that they should.