Hated him for years. But he's become at least a B+ on the mic and in the ring. Stephanie and Cena opening Raw were maybe the most consistently good segments in the past couple of years. His mostly graceful handling of his divisive spot with the audience has made me respect him. Nobody in history has done that to…

You like semen,
inside your mouth-mouth!

How could you POSSIBLY understand how this all (except the Toys 'R Us thing) works?? It was a GODDAMN LONG TIME AGO, in a GALAXY FAR, FAR, AWAY!!

Except compared to Anakin and Amidala.

People called Fincher the next Kubrick?? Uhh did they see Panic Room? That is a Hitchcock flavored movie if there ever was one.

It also leads to more teenage anal. Which I assume is bad.

"I am NOT gay, I have never BEEN gay.."

Now it's called Pearl Jam Chili.

People give Lady Gaga artistic credit for supporting gay rights I dunno, 25 years after it would have been amazing. Nirvana was great and all, but there's a stranglehold on another countercultural wave coming. Eminem might have been the last interesting story. Lana Del Rey couldn't kill herself in an interesting…

I hear people show UP drunk for those meetings. If you're planning on drinking DURING the meeting, that might be treated differently.

The only reason Ambrose is winning matches these days is because Creative is so desperate to give Roman every possible advantage to MAKE UP FOR HIS GODDAMN SHITTY MIC WORK. GAWD JUST PUT PAUL HEYMAN WITH HIM ALREADY.

That was his Paul song. "Can't Get It Out Of My Head" was his George song. Those are very good songs. He's not good enough to have a John song. He tried with "Mister Kingdom". Barf.

Z Nation looked like the biggest cash-in piece of lowest-common-denominator garbage I could imagine when it debuted. DJ Qualls? A baby zombie, ooooh, I didn't see that done better in the Dawn of the Dead remake.

Evangelingus

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Mott the Hoople?

Do not drink alcohol in excess with Salporin.

Well, what if in addition to that, they threw in a new Fuzion Frenzy??

No female lacrimation is allowed in your jar? I'm gonna check with Chrissy Hynde, but I'm pretty sure that's discriminatory.

Okay. I'm a sexist. Do you have an opinion that strays at all from that everybody is exactly the same and we all have equal access to self-determination?