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My salary is publicly available on at least a half dozen sites on the Internet. It’s a little weird at first, but after a while it’s just normal. I actually think it improves employee relations and morale. Plus it helps me know who to hate because they are worthless piles of shit that make way more than most people,

You and me both, darlin’. And Dan Hedaya must be on board too. The child molester husband, not so much.

He looks like a every guy that’s every hit on me while I was living in LA.

Yeah, nowadays they cauterize them for it to be permanent.

Truer words...

I’m thinking more like a bow for Kim

Because it’s a great photo, and a great cover.

But why can’t she wear pants? I just wish a woman could be on the cover of a magazine geared towards men because of her accomplishments and be clothed.

Damn.

An ‘old soul’ is one of things where if you say you are one, you probably aren’t.

Willow Smith pulls a Beyonce.

Well, if she doesn’t recognize the amount of help she had, it might also be because she’s 15. I knew everything at that age too. :)

Will. Willow. Jada. Jayden.

I think the idea is that, if she’d had easier access earlier on, she wouldn’t have resorted to such desperate measures.

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

I want them to wear matching outfits but only if they pick one of these two options:

It was incredibly stupid but college was free, so thanks McDonald's!

It was a few years after the big coffee case. I was a kid with my two brothers at a McDonald’s. The brother only a few years older said “I bet you won’t put your hand on that coffee burner” and it became a date for some stupid Pokemon card. Logic WAS on my side though. I mean, I was 8 so my logic want totally honed

Total honestly is that I really dig your posts. Party on, Wayne :-)

OP was wrong and misinformed, yes. But not an asshole. It’s an extremely common misconception that coffee-lady was a frivolous lawsuit. Somebody could have been like “Dude, you’re wrong. Looks at this link.” Instead of being like “Hey ASSHOLE, you’re WRONG!!! I’m so much more informed than you, ASSHOLE.” People love