eeeeevery pahty has a poopah, zats why we invited yow, PAHTY POOPAH, ZATS YOOOW.

Fajja of the bride and a booby?? GET OUT OF TOWN!

So like. Paul Ryan is good looking. Like, he’s got a punchable face, but it’s a symmetrical punchable face. (His attitude makes him more punchable than his actual features, I think.)

“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”

God, I hope not. I want this family to GO AWAY FOREVER.

Actually, this is one of the times I’m glad there’s as much publicity as possible on it. Everyone should know that we are welcoming to refugees, inside and outside the country.

In most states, you can call *77 on your cell to get in contact with the highway patrol in the area. They should be able to relay your intention to the officer following you. Check on your state though, as some use other numbers. You should also turn on your hazards, use the right lane, and travel at normal speed.

Call 911 and let them know you’re aware that you are being pulled over but will wait until you’re somewhere safe.

I‘ve heard call 911 from your car and explain— not sure that’s truthful or valid—but at least it a flag in the ground.

Related, if indirectly. This just reminded me that I don’t know the answer to this: if I were pulled over, how do I indicate to the officer pulling me over that I am waiting until we get to an area where I feel safe?

get out.

you bite your tongue, Prince can pull off anything he wants.

I’d be worried about the performance of the rich kids whose parents hovered over every homework assignment, paid for special tutors and coaches at every turn and hired consultants for the college application process to get them into schools that would be beyond their reach.

to be fair i dont see how you can blame her for what happened in Greece. As someone who is a citizen of not one but two PIIGS countries, i blame my own governments.

#nofuckingpolyester

My fiancee gives me hugs and acts proud of me when I get the kitchen cleaned on my day off. I also suffer from social anxiety and depression so he knows it’s an accomplishment. I will share some of those hugs with you ::internet hugs::

Between knowing too many people to be failed by fathers (and the emotional toll that can continue to take on them throughout their lives) and thinking of the brother I lost earlier this year to heroin addiction, this was a gutpunch of a read this morning. A good gutpunch, but a gutpunch nonetheless. I’m really glad…

Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and Adam Levine’s dynamic makes me uncomfortable.

Oh, absolutely. No marriage without a prenup. When you renew your marriage, you can either check a box to keep the prenup as it is, or take the opportunity to change it

Honestly, I don’t really see how having a trial marriage is that different from living together for a year or two before marriage. Except perhaps combining your finances, living together will give you the same day-to-day experience as being married. And hopefully you’ll have thoroughly discussed finances and any other…