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I had a very explicit, recurring sex dream featuring Harry Styles (I’m an adult). By the fourth recurrence, he started to annoy me and we argued. It was so real.

HIGHLY recommended

Are you trying to kill me

The world needs this today.

Oh my god thank you

1/4 Cherokee here. What is this shit, Lucy??

It’s ok to feel confused. This sucks and I’m so sorry to hear this is happening to you.

Ugh there are rumors he beat on Dianna after she had an abortion. I really hope they aren’t true, but if they are, he disgusts me.

I'm so sorry. That is heartbreaking.

I hate them, too. But I also hate being the center of attention and would rather crawl into a hole.

I always thought Eddie Redmayne was a feral cat?

This makes me ill.

We need a better recruitment/screeningprocess, that’s for damn sure. I’ve known some really good cops, and seen others who get hard-ons just from holding a radar gun and pulling someone over. The police function attracts some real fucking weirdos and assholes.

Congratulations! You seem chill af and please stay that way - for your own sanity.

I grew up similarly. Once my parents paid for my undergraduate degree, I was on my own. But it did give me a significant head start and I do my best to never forget that I was afforded a lot of amazing opportunities and that I’m in no way a self-made person. I work hard and make a decent living (plus no debt, no

I love her for 2015. She made one of the most underrated pop albums of the year - maybe even the past 5 years.

This changed my sleep (and post-panic attack) life forever:

Oh god yes

Me too. That show was underrated.