Needs more stars.

Last year, they stopped giving us bonuses (it was $250, so it really helped with holiday expenses!) and instead we had a nation-wide conference call where the “gift” was the boss reading us “’Twas the Night Before Christmas” but with our company and employees as part of the story. I was so insulted that I cried.

I want to give up. This is outrageous.

This makes me so fucking upset. I love coming here because I get to learn from and interact with so many A+ women writers and commenters.

I definitely miss smoking, but not the constant cold. When I started treatment for bipolar, I quit smoking and (very heavy) drinking cold turkey, and have not been sick since. (Minus allergies - damn you, nature!) It really ruins your body.

She seems to be a really good mother and, as far as it seems from the outside, has made the absolute best of so many shitty situations.

Not to dampen anyone’s Saturday night, but here is an actual text I received from a woman I work with when I told her about my husband in Paris during the attacks.

My husband is there right now visiting his family :(

Surprisingly not Bret Michaels or his bandana

Not Hugh, but have read stories. Ew.

She walked away and went straight to the GM. Guy was encouraged to leave.

+STelizabeth

For one, a balding British actor groped my friend/coworker’s breast and tried to give her $5 for her silence.

Is it too early to call the debate winner? Lea Michele’s original nose did a good job with the National Anthem.

The promise of this thread has kept me going today.

Luckyyyy

This is the perfect response.

I love this! He seems so genuine and like a really lovely person.

*Wieners

Lana Del Rey aka Lizzy Grant