Manziel: Ever since that twist-off, I’ve really been feeling drafts.

Good thing for him he’s on Injured Reserve. His seats would suck if he was on Injured General Admission.

“Charles Johnson is currently on the IR for the 7-1 Carolina Panthers. He, of course, wanted to watch his possibly undefeated teammates play the Titans today”

Yeah, Tyson has a legit gripe on that one. He looks like he beats the count. Ain’t no spinning this one for Rousey.

My grandfather used to turn down his hearing aid when his hippie offspring were ranting and raving. I swear his ability to turn off his hearing helped keep the family from falling apart! Also of note: the hard of hearing cat I had (you could vacuum him) was also, by far, my most relaxed cat. The only downside to his…

Yup, I do the same with my Cochlear Implant. Almost never wear it at home anymore. Kids know bastard sign language anyway.

Psh, I could beat that dog...

I am not trolling or being sarcastic, I truly love this. Especially this weekend, after all the news we’ve been dealing with from France, I really needed something like this.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

You can spend your money to watch this fight live. Or you can wait an extra two minutes and watch it on YouTube.