So Kobe now plays for Great Lakes Christian?

It’s like shooting the neighbor’s dog for taking a leak by the mailbox when your property is 10K acres.

Exactly this. They had won 2 games when Romo came back and he acknowledged that he was at risk for breaking it again for a few weeks? Are you insane? I don’t blame Romo, I blame Jerry and the medical staff.

It’s not that turkey is bad. The tryptophan fucks up my drinking routine. How am I supposed to guzzle 18 beers watching football if I have to take a 2 hour nap in the middle?

Dude wins one Chopped episode and now is all of a sudden Winston Wolf giving out cooking advice.

Turkey does suck. I’m making myself a nice 20 inch Philly Cheese Steak sub. That’s an instant upgrade over any shitty bird on the table.

Keep in mind this dude has made over $300 million in his career. That’s more money than Mitt Romney’s net worth. Dude could easily go buy an island and retire yet he still acts like an angry rookie that is worried his ass is about to be cut.

Eli and Romo. Yea I know LOLEli and LOLRomo but it’s been seriously a legit good match-up. 85 TD passes by both QB’s and over 10,000 passing yards.

I’ve heard when people get shot in the head they usually die (besides the fact they got shot in the head) because the bullet enters the skull but bounces around inside the skull causing all kinds of damage instead of exiting the other side of the skull. Meaning, you are literally better off being shot at point blank…

That’s true but it just speaks of narcissism on the part of the person offering prayers. It’s just a pet peeve of mine.

You mean people that ask logical questions? Sorry if the truth hurts.

Why do people send prayers? Seriously. I never got that. You really think God is eating a cheeseburger somewhere and wasn’t aware of this until you prayed?

I stand corrected!

It’s a white dude that’s at least 10-1 racist too. It’s like Michelle Tanner calling Uncle Jesse a pussy.

Sue Flay? Didn’t she divorce Bobby?

It’s not an off night though. Not when you are the starting QB of an NFL team and basically teetering on the edge of having a job. Other than the occasional QB here and there, you rarely see or hear of a starting NFL QB out partying during the season; even on off nights.

You are seriously comparing a borderline NFL starting QB with a history of alcohol abuse and rehab to a TE in the middle of a potential hall of fame career that takes his responsibilities so seriously he’s never spent a dime of his NFL paycheck? Really?

He was definitely grabbing it like it was a fractured collarbone. Maybe that’s why I assumed it was his non throwing shoulder. LOL Bills. At least he didn’t have a concussion like Case oh wait...

I think some of the refs are full time lawyers that don’t want to have to give up that particular cash cow.

No, keep the # of challenges the same, just allow all plays to be reviewed.