I wonder what the carbon release from the complete combustion of society will be like.

I love this new era of cat-based adventure that I’ve decided we’re in based on like two data points. Here’s what should be next:

I mean, this makes sense. You give baby a toy phone so they’ll stop begging for yours. They’re interested in mimicking what they see you do, so you give them a way to do it that doesn’t involve your stuff getting drool on it more than is needed.

Right there with you, I especially hate that horror is the go-to genre for narrative games in VR.

A friend group of 11 people that doesn’t have any women in it that starts a business together is a valid thing to be skeptical of. “Bu that’s a totally normal thing in the startup world!” Yes, you have begun to grasp the problem.

There’s a lot of ways for you to have an older aunt. If Ben was older than Peter’s dad (Ben is the blood relative, not May) and May was maybe a bit older than Ben, you could get a lot of age gap in there. They could also have been a grand-aunt and uncle just as easily.

Emulation has a massive performance overhead. The ratio of “system you can perfectly simulate” to “system it runs on” is pretty wide, and graphics accelerator hardware (as I understand it) is pretty useless because old consoles ran on completely different math than what GPUs are designed to do, so you have to get the…

The right wing lobbies Google to give them a least fuel efficient route option, and Google gives it to them. You ask to go to the grocery store and it routes you the long way around the planet.

Kansastonian sounds like something Superman would say if he almost forgot he wasn't in his Clark Kent disguise halfway through a sentence.

The OG Bionic Commando must be a bit before your time, but I ate up the original Game Boy version of that back when. This looks pretty worthy, think I’ll give it a shot.

Wayne and Goddamned Wanda are in this? That’s a deep cut.

Oh don’t get me wrong, an IP is a brilliant thing. I pressure cook a lot of long-cooking meals like chicken fricassee, rib roasts, stocks, etc. But I don’t generally pressure-cook things that it is possible to overcook, simply because stopping the cooking means shutting off the heat and venting the pressure, the timer…

I honestly don’t understand people who use a pressure cooker for foods that are already under 20 minutes in an open vessel. A good boiled egg for ramen or egg salad is done in like nine minutes, speeding that up makes it too easy to overshoot by accident. Why cook something in an instant pot in five minutes when you…

Here’s the thing about the new Matrix movie, it’s entirely possible for this movie to be about a reboot of The Matrix without being a reboot of The Matrix. The second a third films (perfectly serviceable don’t @ me) introduced the idea that humanity and the machines were trapped in a cycle, so a sequel can also be a…

The vast majority of those cars have completely safe batteries, the problem is that there’s no easy way to tell them apart.

Should have been a bomb-chucking gnome named Kablooey Vuitton who sold you the bag. There, Blizz. I just made your joke better.

Why for that they’d need to partner with a company that makes audio gear, and where is Sony going to find...

1st through 3rd: Frustrated Bolt owner noises. I was going to buy out the lease on my ‘17 when it was up this January, but with the recall I turned it in and bought a 2020 instead. Then the new refresh hit and I had some FOMO. Now all of them are going under the wrench (rightly so!) even though the vast bulk of them…

This is neat, it’s like someone took the premises of the more out-there GTA Online custom races, stripped out the guns and let it just be slapstick comedy, something I had hoped would come.

People like to talk about the size of America as if it’s a disqualifier for EVs, but that ignores the true reality of the situation, almost everyone is operating inside a seventy mile radius of their home almost all of the time.