An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

“I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.”

That specifically is the point I keep coming back to. Both he and Ryan kept saying “just short” “not quite enough” and I’m like look guys, I know numbers are hard, but you were more than just short. Also, it doesn’t even matter if you were just short by one, you still failed. So good job.

Cannot wait to look at nearly all of my coworkers and tell them “I told you that you’d be on the wrong side of history.” Admittedly, my statement is a little late in becoming true as I expected him to lose the election, but them having supported this idiot so adamantly and him ending up being flat out thrown out of…

An American elected official dyed his face orange in a show of solidarity for anything nonhuman.

Samsung Galaxy S8 soon in fire red

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I’m not at all qualified to discuss this as its not my milieu at all but I do have a question for those more in the know.

“I’m not attacking you,” Kimmel returned, laughing.

Alan Rickman would have his head. Maybe he knew, even back then, what a shitheel Allen would turn out to be...

Reading the comments about this trailer elsewhere, I really wonder which is funnier: bros complaining that feminists have ruined Transformers or adults complaining that there are kids in a TF movie.

And Grimlock is taking care of them. I guess life really did find a way.

Introduced a female character with agency: Good!

Trying to come up with in-story reasons just seems to open the door to criticism from bloggers everywhere.

I expect Portman made the decision. I would like to see studios just saying that from this point out. Trying to come up with in-story reasons just seems to open the door to criticism from bloggers everywhere.

I came here to say the exact same thing.

So basically they shot a bunch of stuff and weren’t sure what the movie was going to be until editing. And they don’t want you to see or know that.

Translated for you:

I know. 1945 Rothschild?! Monsters. That stuff tastes like Hitler’s piss.