You think this was meant to be mistaken as real by accident? Like, this was just an art project they thought would be cool to post cryptically? That’s ridiculous. This was a cruel hoax and the only people who deserve sympathy over it are the family of the missing girl for thinking it might be her and the police who…

You sound like a cunt.

When addicts are deprived of the drug of choice they exhibit irrational behavior to secure a fix.

His mistress?

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

“This is why you can’t have a woman in charge of important decisions”

Hypocrisy and double standards don’t outrage you? They really should.

B.) Why the fuck did they feel the need to have her dancing to “Booty”. Forget Hough, seems like the producers are simple shits and masters at pigeon holing.

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

Facebook will in NO WAY be helpful to future historians.

Thanks, but I get mistaken for Terry Crews all the time.

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

So edgy.

Man, I am still blown away by how much I love this movie. Thank you, George Miller, you awesome Grandpa. (also, thank you Hugh Keays-Byrne for being an amazing villain in two Mad Max movies)

I like how one girl shoots another girl and you still find a way to blame boys for it.... as if that even matters at this point.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

But if a man says: