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That is literally the entire point of the article. Maybe you should try reading it before commenting next time.

UEFA said the name... refers to the super powers the small boy gained when he found a magic cape, boots and ball.

holy fuck you're an awful, awful writer.

I once bought a TV from a Best Boy.

Whoosh

For real, though, that is an incredibly dumb question.

I’m assuming it’s a fancy rich-person word for butt.

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

Super Bowl 36. Pats over Rams. Pats would never have become the dynasty that they are. They would have remained in relative obscurity, still overshadowed by the Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics.

*Reads comments*

Ok every single one of you in the comments, just get out. I don’t want to hear no shit, just go

*Jumps in front of bus*

Keep it Kosher!!

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Do all soccer/football articles in other countries constantly discuss the relative merits of their league?

Figure it out then, you’ve got a lot of people in favor of changing the article title, and a paid writer who acted unprofessionally. The title still hasn’t changed, which I think shows that you guys suppose that you’re right and doubling down based on principle.

It’s like some kind of civil... Disagreement.

Well, maybe you should consider it. It was a brain-dead and completely jerkish response by a staff writer to a perfectly fair criticism.

The movie’s only been out for a few days, and the theaters were packed. Some of us were looking forward to catching it this week and have been careful to avoid spoilers. Instead, just