Repeating loudly so the reading comprehension-challenged can conserve valuable keystrokes: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

We need to get buttons made.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

aka she passed out in his room that night

I had been dating this girl for about 2 years and knew it was going south, but i did not want to end it around the holidays because i’m such a great guy. (mistake) Unfortunately i met a new girl about 3 weeks before Christmas and since i had every intention on breaking up with my current girlfriend who was in college…

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea and that’s fine. Did you see it or are you waiting to be convinced to check it out?

for those that need an explanation, none will suffice.

get out.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

Two reasons for this outside of the fact that these kids grew up playing in the street, not in formalized programs:

Because my siblings and I shouldn’t inherent anything from my parents? All the family keepsakes, their house, their cars should get sold off because taxes?

Worst of all? This was the text:

“Hey, uh, you suck and I was wondering if you could give me a few words on how you feel about sucking.”

calmer than you are dude

I’ll never understand the arrogance of New York City residents—like it’s a personal achievement to be born in a certain geographic area or move there. Really odd.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

The response of the students to their meeting with school executives is embarrassing. They’re complaining about a lack of “empathy” from people that are acting professionally. These aren’t their therapists; it’s the goddamn DEAN OF THE SCHOOL..

You’re making this look like America’s dumbest generation. Millennials living up to their reputation. Complaining about how good they have it. Fucking best education on the planet, opening doors of opportunity 99.999% of humans that have ever existed couldn’t dream of, and this is what they do with it: Whine?!?