Oh, come now, let’s be fair here.

Eh. From a straight guy’s perspective (full disclosure) I think that we as a society tend to oversimplify what it takes to pursue a woman romantically and what it is that they’re looking for. It’s not that simple. If it were, there’d be a lot less single men and women out there.

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Still milder than the spikes that Darren Sharper dished out.

In the specific case of New Jersey, sir, the pensions are underfunded because a succession of Governors have simply NOT made the required contributions, in order to balance the State budget. Nothing to do with rosy projections or faulty formulae.

I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

what if he did not know he had chlamydia?

literally no one has said that.

A man is dead. Please save the typical lame ass dead spin jokes for another comment section

But it wasn’t a stretch b/c he actually was saying positive things to his teammates. The audio proved that. You, like many, only looked at the video without the audio and drew your conclusion from that. Actually, you drew your conclusion about Bryant before that video. It simply fit your preconception about him.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Twenty years from now, if someone tries to reboot the Hunger Games franchise with a male lead, all the Katniss fans would freak out as well. If you remake a movie franchise that is revered by fans with a whole new cast/director, giving it a new direction, you will always face criticism.

It’s funny because that’s how I feel about alcohol. Booze baffles me. Headache, dehydration, not to mention the hangover.

I don't get why people drink. It either makes me sick or makes me sleepy. To each his own.

Hey kid, you want to meet your hero? Turn around and say hi. Then if he tells you to fuck off, sure. Otherwise, don’t take a damn selfie and expect not to get pushed.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

It was ruled offside. You cant just step out of bounds and then in again to avoid the offside.